Written/Produced/Performed by Kai Straw


Let me get drunk
before I take you to dinner
and while we sit and talk
over something I just bought
you ask me if I am intoxicated
And I'll say, "Hey did
you hear this conversation?
Well, I kinda fuckin' hate it.
You've been talking since the
appetizers came in then we ate 'em
and now you're asking me about
my inebriation, ok.

Well, let me start off
with the fact that you're a cost
and a bore
and a dent in my wallet

Get the fuck away from me
We can start with that


from To Pearl Whitney, From Howland Grouse In Loathing, released September 6, 2012



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